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Jul 29 ♥1

shota-satan-alex

would say *plump ass

but i do not recall observing your rump

Jul 07 ♥ 2
shota-satan-alex said: "Dear tumblr user shota-satan-Alex"

Dear shota-satan-alex,

i’m jelly of yo plump ass lips


Jul 07 ♥ 6
shota-satan-alex said: "Dear tumblr user shoeboxing"

Dear shoeboxing

pls maybe to bring back varia


Jul 07 ♥ 2
shota-satan-alex said: "Dear tumblr user cosmic vampire"

Dear Davibutt,

pass the bottle over here m8


Jul 29 ♥1
you go to sleep

excuse u i am on my way off the internet

Jul 07 ♥ 1
Anonymous said: "Dear jeffrothunder, (I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHO I AM)"

Dear jeffrothunder,

go the fuck to sleep


Jul 07 ♥ 0
Anonymous said: "Dear person I hate?"

Dear person I strongly dislike,

I am not a token.


Jul 07 ♥ 1
irrelevanthiccup said: "Dear boyfriend, ;DDD"

HEH

Dear NERD,

please get well before your vacation is over. go swimming, get some sun (goodness knows you won’t during the semester), make some crafts with your family! and i miss ya i guess. (。◝‿◜。)


Jul 07 ♥ 0
Anonymous said: "Dear ex boyfriend,"

Dear ex boyfriend,

wow i believed some bullshit excuses.

to the other guy, you’ve got ambition and i look up to your drive. 


Jul 29 ♥719248

lyricallucas:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

Dude this sounds fun

Jul 07 ♥ 2762
this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Friendly reminder that bad social justice is a vicious cancer on basic humanity.

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Friendly reminder that bad social justice is a vicious cancer on basic humanity.

Jul 07 ♥ 77835

Jul 07 ♥ 151
afroui:

Lisa Evans

afroui:

Lisa Evans

Jul 07 ♥ 16089
  • relative: so, are you dating anyone?
  • me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
  • relative: sure!
  • relative: why are you starting up a video game